Mindphuck’d
that awkward moment where you have no clue where you are, who you’re with, or what the f-ck is going on. most serious cases of mindph-ck result in: herp derpin’, confusion, loss of interest, boredom, and many other unusual side effects. in our worst patients, being mindph-ck’d has lead to umadbro syndrome, as well as brain damage.
guy: so how was last night?
other dude: i slept with this girl.
guy: how was it, bro?
other dude: .. she wasn’t a she.
guy: … mindph-ck’d.
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