mine puss


a v-g-n- that is so destroyed and flappy that it looks like it went through a mine explosion
cri: eric, did you get kathy into bed last night
eric: no, i pulled her pants down and she had a mine puss

norman: man i had to break up with alicia because i found out she has a mine puss

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