minecraft: story mode
the best game ever! it is a game by telltale that will have you crying in episode four. it is a choose your path game that is basically a drug.
(the fangirls are crazy on wattpad.)
person 1: want to hang out?
person 2: i can’t. i am playing minecraft: story mode.
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