minecraftphobia


the fear of people obsessed with minecraft.
jim: hey brad want to hang ou-
brad…. what the f-ck are you doing
brad: just pwning some noobs.
how about we build a cabin instead :d
jim: ahhhh (throws book at brad’s face)
brad: what…?
-that day jim killed 3 people-
jim had minecraftphobia

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