minge-pumice
1) a v-g-n- which is so dry that having s-x with it could be likened to pumicing one’s p-n-s.
2) a scouring device to remove topical symptoms of stis such as genital warts from the v-lv-l or v-g-n-l regions. also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.
3) a s-x toy for those who like it rough.
4) used to wear down the hymen before first-time s-x.
5) a pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.
1) her minge was so dry it was like using a minge-pumice.
2) “she’s such a filthy sk-nk, she needs a minge-pumice for all her stis.”
3) “g-d i’m sore this morning, i spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night.”
4) “she had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!”
5) “minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products.”
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