Mingewig
simply put a wig to put on your minge. can be in a range of colours from platinum blonde to deep ivory. even comes in ginger if you swing that way. decorations are available such as sequins, glitter and bells. the perfect accessory for any modern woman.
enjoy!
wife: hmmm i fancy a change tonight dear. do you?
husband: why yes! what did you have in mind?
wife: well… i did buy that new mingewig… the one with the t-ssles. what do you think?
husband: yay!
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a description for the behavior of stalkers “oooh yeah gurl, i liked him until he got all stalkercore on me”
- Fingerfold
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