mini-crush
a partial crush on a person who is completely off-limits
the new guy at work… total mini-crush material!
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someone with whom you enjoy their company and if a situation arose where you could hook up with them, you would want to. if you desire a relationship, the person may increase from minicrush status to a regular crush.
“that chick has such a nice rack, i totally have a minicrush on her” or “she’s so fun to be with, i think i have a minicrush on her”
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