Mini Dad
those who dress accordingly: polo shirt, khaki shorts, dockers, and gl-sses hanging from their neck by a fashionable gl-sses cord. most are from southern states, such as: georgia, north carolina, alabama, and virginia. there home mecca is south carolina. they are most commonly spotted around tailgating and frat houses.
oh my gosh, check out that mini dad!
when i went to the beach you wouldn’t believe how many mini dads i saw.
noun. when you are an exact but slightly smaller replica of your father. have the same habits such as farting, burping, uncontrollable sweating, and sweating in weird-ss places like on the top of your nose. thanks dad.
katie: i can’t stop sweating and my bo smells worse than the devil’s -sshole.
mary: katie, you know you’re a straight up mini-dad. you should have expected it.
katie: g-d dammit dad.
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