mini feed


the ultimate facebook addition to stalker haven. allows yo to see friend’s every move.
mini feed

ryan is now home.
mike and ryan joined the group, “new facebook stinks, bring back original.”
a feature of facebook that was introduced in fall 2006. the mini-feed posts the ten most recent actions of a user on display in their profile, so everyone knows what that person has been up to. actions include wall posts, status updates, uploading photos, being tagged in a picture, relationship status updates, etc. works in combination with the news-feed for ultimate stalkage.
“did you hear about shelby and chris breaking up?”
“yeah, she didn’t tell me, but i read it on her mini-feed.”
the orwellian device designed and employed by facebook to garner curiosity and interest in other people’s business where it isn’t due and/or wasn’t intended.
the first thing i saw on the mini-feed when i logged into facebook was a two sentence rant from one girl to another about how her room-mate wouldn’t shut up on the phone.
the worst invention to ever cross facebook. it allows users that are friends to basically stalk you and allow you to see every move made by the user.
mini-feed

ryan has added mike as a friend.
ryan has added “pirates” to his favorite movies.
mike said to ryan, “how the h-ll are you??”

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