mini heart attack
that gut-busting, toe-tingling feeling you experience after consuming a particularly greasy or caloric meal, generally occurring after the initial joy of gorging oneself on burgers ends and the pitiful self-loathing of being a pathetic lard-ss sets in. not to be confused with a real heart attack.
hey sarah, i went to that burger joint yesterday. after i devoured a triple bacon cheeseburger, fries, onion rings, and a milkshake, i could almost feel the diabetes tickling my toes. it was most definitely a mini heart attack.
an intense and often short-lived sensation of dread and fear of an adverse outcome, often immediately following an occurrence that disrupts a pattern
“dude, that last step on those stairs gave me a mini heart attack”
“while i was sorting my photos, i had a mini heart attack when i deleted a good shot”
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