Mini-Met
a mini-met describes a mini metropolitan type of city.
bend, oregon is a perfect example of a mini-met because it offers big city conveniences and attractions like award-winning restaurants, shopping, craft breweries and wineries, live music, arts and culture with a population of less than 100,000.
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