mini muffin top
what a woman has when her bra is too small and her br–sts spill over the sides. not as bad as a regular m-ffin top but still annoying from time to time.
travis: did you go out with marina last night?
nick: yeah, but d-mn. she had the worst mini m-ffin top ever. i almost said something about how she should buy bras that fit.
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