mini penis


aka the cl-terious.
natem: dude, did you suck jessica’s mini p-n-s? steve: no dude stop calling it that.
nate: that mini p-n-s was delicious!
a very small p-n-s,
unable to penetrate a v-g-n-.
you have such a minip-n-s.
a very small weiner, or p-n-s.
almost unseeable.
that guy in the locker room had such a minip-n-s.

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