mini skirt

a magical device used by girls to make men stupid
man: that’s an awsome mini skirt you’ve got on there
girl: get me a c-ke
man: sure thing!
the favorite article of clothing for a true sl-t. a mini skirt allows easy access to the sl-ts p-ssy and -ss.
often the sl-t won’t even wear panties.
last night kathy wore her shortest mini skirt to a college bar. even though shes 54 years old she has s-xy legs and a great -ss. she got wet letting the young men peek up her skirt at her bald p-ssy and tight -ss. she ended up letting 3 different college boys f-ck her right in the rest room. she begged them to use her married c-nt and -ss and to fill her with hot c-m. they called her a sl-t and wh-r- as they took turns lifting her skirt and pumping into her tight dirty f-ckholes.
a device used to allow sl-tty girls to be uptight about their sl-ttyness
sl-t: did you look up my miniskirt?
guy: err, no?
sl-t: i’m calling the cops!
a skirt that is at least 1 inch shorter than one’s finger tips.
put you hands at your sides, if your finger tips can touch your thigh, you’re in a mini.
a miniskirt is a thick belt.
is that a thick belt or a mini skirt?
a short skirt,worn well above the knees by young ladies,and even some older ladies too. first on the scene in the 1960’s has been around every since.
wow look at the legs on her ,that skirt is a killer mini.
an excuse for girls to look like sl-ts and feel “powerful.” girls who wear miniskirts usually do so in hot weather, where they can pretend they are like some californian on the beach from the oc, with their prada handbags, giant sungl-sses, and cell phones that they can’t stop blathering into.

they’re not always looking to get looks from guys, though that’s often their reason. the important thing is that wearing a miniskirt makes a girl feel powerful and feminine. in a way, they’re -sserting their status as a diva, even if they’re not even close to being one. wearing a miniskirt symbolizes everything that a woman needs to justify being a b-tch or femme fatale, personalities championed by the feminist movement as icons of womanly power.

miniskirts, or skirts, for that matter, are some of the last frontiers that women have to openly distinguish themselves from men. it is a freedom of clothing choice that is allowed to them that many feminists might see as revenge against historical oppression by men over feminine clothing styles…
…well i say f-ck the feminists. men should have the choice to wear a skirt or a miniskirt without any feminine stigma attached to it. just as women were finally able to wear traditionally mens’ clothing such as trousers by the mid-twentieth century, men should be allowed to have the same freedom of choice in fashion as women. let’s not even begin to mention the other things in american/western society that are unequal between men and women favoring women.