mini wheats
sweet nickname for a person, of smaller stature.
rob mclaughlin = mini wheats
a girl who is attractive from the back but ugly as sin when seen face to face.
there are degrees of mini wheats, like to 1/2 mini wheat who is hot from all angles from behind, or the 9/10 mini wheat who is bangable from all directions except head on.
“i saw this girl with a perfect -ss in line, but when she turned around she was a mini wheat.”
a girl who is absolutely hot and delicious when viewed from her back, but when you catch a glimpse of her front the view is nothing but bland and disappointing.
“man, i wish i had never caught up to that girl on the subway. nicest -ss i’ve ever seen, but d-mn she had the face of a dog! just another mini wheat!”
a person who looks completely attractive from behind, but much to your dismay, upon seeing their face, you realize they are ugly after all.
this name originated from a small town in western pennsylvania, when a man known only as “dpm” thought of this term. the term is an adapted metaphor for the actual cereal, because although one side is sweet and frost, they other side is bland and grainy.
“she had an amazing -ss, but when she turned around, i realized she was a mini-wheat.”
another word for spectacular or amazing.
leanne your mini wheats!
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