minimal wipage


the act of successfully utilizing only 1-2 wipes of toilet paper after having a clean break-away (often -ssociated with a clean “plop” sound) in the act of p–ping, thus efficiently reducing time spent wiping and amount of toilet paper used.
gillium was in a rush and successfully utilized minimal wipage, and was able to get back to his daily activities.

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