minimizing addict



a person who never closes windows when they are done with them, but simply minimizes them. this is especially relating to web browser windows. the person’s rational for doing this is the same as what new hampshire’s new state motto should be: it might come in handy.
example of one situation in which a person might be a minimizing addict:
“i googled his name, but hardly any websites came up, so i thought hmm, maybe i spelled it wrong… so i minimized google, and opened a new browser window and went to his college’s website, but i couldn’t find him there either, so i thought wait! i think he transfered! so i minimzed that window, and opened a new one to go to the other college, and then….”

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