minivan theory
a scientifically tested theory that proves the following:
1) if you are driving a motor vehicle in the p-ssing lane of a highway and are suddenly forced to slow down because of a slow moving vehicle, 9 times out of 10 the vehicle causing the slowing is a minivan.
2) if you are driving a motor vehicle in any lane of a highway or throughfare and another vehicle is tailgating you, there is a likely probability that the vehicle is a minivan and the driver is a male that is p-ssed off that he is driving a minivan.
the following observations conclude the following:
no matter what, minivans will never aid your driving experience and will always make it worse in every instance.
of course! a woman driving a minivan 30 miles an hour on the interstate. do you need any further proof of minivan theory?
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