minivaning


a noun used to describe the size of a sh-t that is so big it would tear your -sshole. other vehicles can be used to describe p–p size.
ie: beamer, hummer, subway
mac: hey jake i’m on the john minivaning!
jake: is your -sshole bleeding?

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