minivanning


minivanning -noun. the s-xual act of inserting two fingers in the v-g-n- and whole fist in the -n-s simultaneously.
i was minivanning this chick.
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the act in which you open up the hatchback of one minivan in order to insert the front of another minivan in a gentle yet forceful manner.
joe: hey, did you see the back of billy’s town & country? it is wrecked from when him and jake went minivanning yesterday.

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