Minjop
noun
the term used to define an alcoholic hobbit man that when one is not looking, the minjop steals ones wallet.
man1: sh-t look out there is something behind you and it looks like a troll
man 2: oh f-ck!!! its a minjop !!!! watch your pockets!!
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