Minnesota Circle Jerk
minnesota circle jerk
when a group of minnesota road construction workers (usually at least 5) abandons the idea that got them into a minnesota cl-sterf-ck but are now standing around the only actually working person and having a circle jerk, thus backing up and delaying traffic for up to weeks/months at a time. you can tell its a circle jerk from a long ways away because you will notice there orange vests that say mndot and yellow hard hats, when you get closer you will notice they are under a tree or leaning on the work vehicles. sometimes they will have a coffee in one hand and a cigarette i the other. another possible sighting would be the -ss crack out the pants when he is bending over for another can of pepsi
salina: ok great there’s a sign that says”road work ahead,” i wonder how backed up it will be?
apdam: well if its a minnesota circle jerk like usual it will be bad. first you got the minnesota cl-sterf-ck with these guys then the minnesota circle jerk usually follows
kid in back seat: what’s a minnesota circle
jerk?
adam: ahh… it’s a bunch of minnesota road construction workers standing in a circle under a tree talking about the huge minnesota cl-sterf-ck they just got themselves into.
kid in backseat: oh cool i want to be in a minnesota circle jerk when i grow up!
adam: no son your better then that
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