Minnesota Finger Fuck
a minnesota finger f-ck is the act of shoving 2-5 fingers into the mans pee hole and spreading them as far as you can. invented by hugh von d-ckerstein, a minnesota politicion in the late 1940’s
denis: hey alex!
alex:yes?
denis:we have 10 minutes until school starts, want to get in a quick minnesota finger f-ck?
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