Minnesota Pincher
the process of drilling a hole in the bottom of a bowling ball and afterwards placing your p-n-s on the inside of said hole. after this you make someone touch your p-n-s when they put their fingers into the bowling ball’s three holes.
griffin: i gave sarah a minnesota pincher last night at the bowling alley.
justin: what?
griffin: when you place your d-ck in a bowling ball and make her touch it without her knowing.
justin:how did that go for you?
griffin:great until she threw the ball with me inside it.
the bowling equivalent to the “p-n-s in the popcorn box” trick. it involves drilling a hole into the side of the bowling ball opposite the fingerholes so that when a person grips the ball properly (through the fingerholes) there is a slight chance his/her fingers will graze the p-n-s inserted though the other side. if noticed by the grazer, he/she should immediately begin to mash the part of the p-n-s touched between finger and bowling ball, effectively pinching the sh-t out of it.
“baby, wait, wait, wait, wait! … my d-ck’s in the ball…”
and that’s why they call her the minnesota pincher.
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