minnesota rumbler


when you put popcorn kernels up someone’s b-tt, followed by a blowdryer and then once the kernels have popped a s-xual partner eats them out of the b-tt.
my boyfriend convinced me to try a minnesota rumbler last night. i think one is still in there.

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