Minnesota Twins


the best team that doesnt need money to win like the yankees, red sox, braves, etc.
hey bob what’s the best team in baseball?

the minnesota twins.
the twins only won the world series twice, in 1987 and 1991. they went in 1965 but got beat by the dodgers in 7 games.
i like the minnesota twins because they win games and don’t buy championships like the yankees, but can we please get a new f-cking stadium?
were the washington senators until 1960; 3 time world series champs; small market, but made the playoffs the last 2 years
the twins play in a cr-ppy divsion, so they made the playoffs.
the worst baseball team to have ever existed.
god d-mn the minnesota twins suck so much -ss

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