Minnetonka Muskie Lunge
s-xual maneuver performed while a swamp donkey is giving a gentleman head in a hot tub or sauna. as the c-m drunk sl-te goes down on the man he must wait until the perfect time to strike. lunging forward with his hand he must shove his thumb in her -n-s and clasp her v-g-n-l cavity with his other fingers like a muskie’s mouth. then pulling her flailing legs and torso out of the water like a fish.
derek executed a successful minnetonka muskie lunge on the sea donkey at the fletchers volleyball afterhours.
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