Minority Fire hose
when you drink a large amount of stool softeners, and place a finger so it is covering half of your -sshole. (much like when u place a finger over a hose to increase the pressure) you then spray your unsuspecting partner with your fecal matter, making her look like a minority.
i gave my girlfriend a minority fire hose, and knocked her off her feet with the pressure.
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