mint patty
one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme f-ck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.
she pulled a mint patty last night when she hooked up with a rando on my porch.
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