Minty Waterfall
when you and your partner want to get a little freaky while playing in the back-door. first with your index finger warm up and m-ssage the b-tt-hole, then move to two fingers when ready. if you can get to three fingers that would be best, then take a bottle of mouthwash, preferably vanilla mint because its not as strong, and take off the cap and shove the head of the bottle in the b-tt-hole. then stand your partner with the bottle in there b-tthole on their head until all the mouthwash has been emptied into the b-tthole. remove the bottle and stand your partner back on there feet. take a gl-ss or just take right off the tap, and empty the b-tt-hole, if you use a gl-ss it will look like a waterfall coming out. if taking off the tap, well your just a bad mother f-cker, then enjoy. afterwards make sure to wash your hands, i like to use a nice chammoile and jasmine soap, the smell goes good with the b-tt-hole juice that is on your hands.
“hey baby, lets say we get a little freaky tonight, maybe the alaskan pipeline?” “no, we did that last night sweetie, lets just settle for the minty waterfall instead.”
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