Minus-five
when a high five is given erroneously, you perform a minus-five to correct it by putting hands together and removing them while making the high five clap noise with your mouth. imagine a high five in reverse.
matt: i texted ryan and told him “chop chop it’s beer 30.”
trucks comes down the road.
robert: here comes ryan now! you told him!
-high five-
truck p-sses
matt: that’s not ryan, minus-five.
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