minute minimizer


an extremely cheap person avoiding using their cell phone minutes until they have free minutes after 9 and on weekends.
bob: hey whats up? can you talk?
bill: i would man but my minute aint free. call me back after 9!
bob: you are such a minute minimizer dude…

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