Miona


a girl who loves flapjack and adventure time. she is very innocent and refuses to stuff her face with food.
miona
a. a tough person (either gender, any ethnicity, usually over 22) who can get really p-ssed off about all the right things (hipsters, gamers without social skills, big government) but doesn’t make a big deal about it. mionas show up at protests, just because it’s a good thing to do- they usually protest individually. they do not recognize themselves as a group. mionas like being good with their hands, and camping, though sometimes they just like the idea of camping and frequently get lost if they do it.
b. a groove/dance rhythm halfway between drum ‘n’ b-ss and samba.
camping with an absent-minded miona would be ridiculously annoying if she wasn’t so nice about it.

i wanna miona all day long.

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