miquan


a miquan is someone who has taken 4 asian d-cks in all holes because he has a v-g-n- and the 4th hole is a mystery. he goes out with girls so they think he isn’t gay and flirts with guys by always touching, hitting, or brushing up against them. his hairline is continually receding and in the future the only hair will be on his b-tt and/or back. he has a huge forehead, which is also generally called a fivehead.
guy 1: did you notice that guy looking down at everyone in the showers?

guy 2: yea he must be a miquan

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