miracle shit
when you drop a fat load and are blessed with not having to wipe your -ss, as your sh-t miraculously left no trace on your -n-s.
“nothing like a miracle sh-t when you’re low on toilet paper.”
“i wiped and there was nothing! talk about a miracle sh-t!”
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