Miracles


the following list is a list of miracles, according to insane clown posse:

#f-ckin’ magnets
# hot lava
# giraffes
# pet cats and dogs
# mars
# seeds
#15,000 juggalos

#crows
# everything you believed in as a kid
# f-ckin’ rainbows
# solar eclipses
# caterpillar ➞ b-tterfly
# cell phone eating pelicans
# music that you can’t even hold
# the elements
# dirt

the following are not:

#f-cking scientists

#facts
i see miracles all around me
stop and look around, it’s all astounding
water, fire, air and dirt
f-cking magnets, how do they work?
and i don’t wanna talk to a scientist
y’all motherf-ckers lying, and getting me p-ssed

–insane clown posse
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a term used by icp (insane clown posse) to explain everything that already has a scientific explanation. this includes but is not limited to – f-ckin rainbows, pelicans, music, b-tterflies, and shooting stars.
the fat one: hey, f-ggy, how do magnets work?
f-ggy2dope: well, a scientist tried to explain it to me, but he’s gotta be lying, i bet it’s magic.
the fat one: this sh-t’s a godd-mn miracle.
a person who is shy around people but when they’re around their friend they are crazy ! they are beautiful inside and out and care about family and friends . they love meeting new people . they give advice a lot . they are mysterious people which makes them more intresting. they are really good friend to make and they are worth keeping in your life.
anomyous: miracle is such a nice person!

anomyous: i love miracle

anomyous: miracle is so funny
a term used by deadheads back in the day, meaning a ticket to a show given as a gift to someone outside the venue who has no ticket. usually given randomly by a stranger. taken from the grateful dead song “i need a miracle.”
i was walking around the parking lot when this guy came up and miracled me
something that white trash that paint their faces believe in because they’re too stupid to make it past 1st grade level science.
i’m a believer in miracles, f-ck those motherf-ckin scientists, they’re lying and getting me p-ssed!
sometimes the word miracle is used to explain an event that cannot be readily explained. usually comes out as a miracle from g-d.
claiming something to be a miracle saves a lot of wear and tear on brain cells.
the bullet missed me, omg its a miracle.
the following list is a list of miracles, according to insane clown posse:

#f-ckin’ magnets
# hot lava
# giraffes
# pet cats and dogs
# mars
# seeds
#15,000 juggalos

#crows
# everything you believed in as a kid
# f-ckin’ rainbows
# solar eclipses
# caterpillar ➞ b-tterfly
# cell phone eating pelicans
# music that you can’t even hold
# the elements
# dirt

the following are not:

#f-cking scientists

#facts
i see miracles all around me
stop and look around, it’s all astounding
water, fire, air and dirt
f-cking magnets, how do they work?
and i don’t wanna talk to a scientist
y’all motherf-ckers lying, and getting me p-ssed

–insane clown posse

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