Miranda Rights
the rights that miranda has to a decent man to help raise her baby.
roger smith: next to miranda rights i put “miranda has the right to a decent man who will help raise her baby.” wait are these questions not about s-x and the city?
roger smith: lucas why won’t you tell me what kind of soda you like!!
the right you have when yor are arested a police officer (5.0, one time, fuzz, heat, po pos) read to you. they were made when a man named miranda was arrested and he pleaded that he didnt know he didnt have to talk to the police( that he had the right to remain silent) so he was found inocent
here are the miranda rights
“you have the right to remain silent. if you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. you have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. if you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. during any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements.”
jeff: its the 5.0 nuckas run
(cop jumps on the guy)
cop: your under arrest
(at questioning)
cop: i am going to read you your miranda rights
“you have the right to remain silent. if you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. you have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. if you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. during any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements.”
do you understand your rights
jeff: comminutst…
cop: do you!!??
jeff: yes
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