Mirelurk


noun: a fictional mutated horseshoe crab from the game fallout 3. they are well armored throughout their body except for their face. their sp-wning pod is located in the anchorage war memorial along the potomac river in capitol wasteland.
three dog: handling mirelurks are risky buisness!
a bunch of sh-tty bug things that die when you flamer them in the face.
i just b-tched some mirelurks with my flamethrower
n. a particular brand of douchebag who frequents honky tonks looking for women and/or a fight. they are always jacked up on steroids and found in small southern towns. can be found wearing hollister or affliction and the slightest comment may result in a beatdown.
person 1: wanna go to the “hookin bull”?
person 2: no way! that place is crawling with mirelurks!

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