mirror muscles
the muscles that gym junkies work on because they look good in the mirror, even if they don’t make you stronger or more attractive. biceps, triceps, pecs, abs.
a: hey, chekc out chicken legs over there!
b: i know, he spends all his time working on his mirror muscles and drinking protein shakes.
a: someone should really tell him that he looks ridiculous.
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