mischa barton

fairly attractive actress best known for her role on the oc. the only other place i’ve seen her was in the sixth sense. she’s the dead girl that got killed by her mother. word is she has an eating disorder, and ironically, her first appearance in the sixth sense shows her scaring the cr-p out of cole sear due to the green stuff pouring from her mouth.
i was watching the sixth sense and my buddy was like, “dude, that’s mischa barton! wait, is it? yeah!” then i said, “yeah, she’s on the o.c.! sweet!”
did you ever watch ‘the o.c.’?
the thin girl with a face so gorgeous you wanted to eat it!
well, that my friends is mischa barton!
riley: so, what does your new girlfriend look like?
michael: no word of a lie – she’s in the mischa barton league!
riley: seriously? you lucky f–ker!
the only reason i sometimes watch the o.c.
mischa barton is smoking hot.
one of the hottest chicks i’ve ever seen on television!
she’s sooo cute

known from o.c. california as marissa
basic instinct
…
i’d love mischa to suck my d1.ck
the only girl i’d leave my fiance for.
me – oh look mischa barton’s over there and she wants me!111
girlfriend – okay you win.
quite possibly the hottest brit to walk the earth.
wow, that mischa barton bird from the oc is so hot, i want to f-ck her in all her holes!
ugly.
(extended because ud needs to have at least 3 words: mischa barton is pale, skinny and lacks any real s-x appeal to any form of life with a spinal column. probably attractive to moluscs though.)
“argh, i just saw mischa barton on the oc.” “quick, to the bathroom, we have eye-soap.”

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