Mize
a chick who is extremely hot that you’d bend over backwards for just to make the happy and see em smile.
mize
“luv yah mize!”
“ahaluv yah too hun!”
mize, also mise. magic the gathering vernacular, referring to any unexpected yet beneficial event. corruption of “might as well…”
“ah ha! i mized a shock!”
noun – regarding weed: a stingy smoker, someone unwilling to share.
less frequently, verb – to be stingy with or to consume a disproportionate amount of your own weed. cf. bogue.
“he smoked the whole bag by himself? what a mize!!”
“he owed me a joint, but he mized me and smoked it all himself.”
refer to “the -sshole”
that guy comes close, but he is no mize.
any man, woman, child, car, animal, machine.. any thing.. that ends up ripping you off, or plans to.
bro1: “aren’t you gonna get a soda?”
bro2: “f-ck no, that store’s a f-ckin mize for a dollar a can!”
or:bro1: “hey dave, can i get some gas money?”
bro2:”no, bro, i just bought you a quart of high life”
bro1:”thanks a lot, you f-ckin mize!”
to take by cunning mean’s to steal..
i went to a party and someone mized my lighter…
shortened form of miser, usually in reference to a friend who has some bongers left but is pretending to be out of supply. mizes are often victims of their own conservation for failure to reciprocate flowage within their social network seshes, and may get pinched on the next snackle run especially for a reputation of flagrant mizing.
dude don’t be such a mize! you’ve got that green smile on and i know you’ve got loads left so pack some b-tch.
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