mischew


when your mouth is full of food, and you decide to talk. it results in food flying everywhere.
person #1: “you mischewed your poptart.”

person #2: “what are you talking about?”

person #1: “while telling me about last night, you sprayed me with poptart crumbs, -sshole!”

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