Missionary Impossible
when two fat people try to have s-x
“yo man i just got this sweet dvd with these two sweaty fat f-cks trying to f-ck and it’s called missionary impossible”
when having s-x with a girl in the missionary position on the bottom bunk of a bunk bed, hook your hands and feet into the cross bars of the mattress above you so that the only part of you touching her is your c-ck in her v-g-n-.
yeah man, she was sleeping so i had to pull a missionary impossible to keep her from waking up.
start having v-g-n-l intercourse missionary style. then while doing her missionary flip her around into doggie syle with out! disconnection! this is called missionary impossible!
i was doin this girl missionary and i tried missionary impossible but, it really is impossible.
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