mischievous kitten


when a woman hides behind a couch or curtain and reveals her lady parts in a way that only they can be seen and her lover slaps the aforementioned lady parts as if they were a mischievous kitten.
woman: yoohoo my mischievous kitten is peaking out from behind the couch 🙂

man: quit playing around, cat! -slaps lady parts-

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