Miscontraception
when one or both members of a couple mistakenly believe that their condom has been punctured due to fierce intercourse.
woman 1: oh my goodness. i need a morning after pill. i think his condom broke last night!!
woman 2: honey, don’t even worry about it. it was probably just a miscontraception. we’ve all made that mistake.
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