miscrap
often referred to as “the miscr-p”, this is the mishap of cr-ps, and happens when you get the feeling that you sort of have to take a sh-t but not really and your mind tricks you into walking to the bathroom to sit on the toilet only to find yourself struggling to take a sh-t when you really don’t have to, which unfortunately leads to never taking a sh-t, and therefor there is no need to wipe your -ss. the most important act about the miscr-p is when you finally get up and feel the stupidity of trying to take a sh-t for that useless five minutes, you have to think or say to yourself “d-mn, i just had a miscr-p.”
victim- “hey guys, hold on a sec, i think i might have to sh-t before we go.”
guys-“alright man, get that sh-t out the way before we hit the road.”
five minutes later……
guys-“hey, how was your sh-t, did it feel good?”
victim-“nahhh, false alarm, i had a miscr-p.”
guys-“ughhhhh, the miscr-p”
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