mise


originally derived from the expression “might as well”, as in “you might as well draw a disenchant”. it was then shortened through excessive use to “mise” and used in reference to a lucky draw: “i mised a disenchant.” now it is simply used to describe anything good.
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a. (verb) to obtain something good, especially in a manner that is fortunate and/or timely.

b. (noun) something obtained in this manner.

coined by players of the popular tcg (trading card game) magic: the gathering, the term is derived from the phrase “might as well” and originally applied only to cards topdecked exactly when most needed. it has since expanded in meaning to include pretty much anything lucky, unexpected, though the primary meaning remains the same.

usually used only by tcg players, especially magic players.
he was going to swing for the win next turn, but i mised a wrath of g-d to sweep the board.
verb – “to obtain something that is unusually great or unexpected, but still pretty good.”
noun – “something unusually great or unexpected, but still pretty good”
“your girlfriend is such a mise!”

“i had to mise my last fireblast off the top to win the match, and i did! i’m such a miser!”

“i can’t sleep, as my roommate and her boyfriend have been mising all night long in the next room. =(”

“‘mise!’ he cheered gleefully when he learned that his opponent had misregistered his deck.”

“with all the holiday shoppers, i can’t believe that i mised a front row parking sp-ce!”
a short version of the expression “might as well.”
mise well jump, go ahead and jump.
-van halen
to obtain, particularly in a very fortunate way or at a fortunate time.
“where did you get that car?” “i mised it hardcore off that idiot down the street.”
a person that is blonde and ditzy that lacks the ability to understand rude things you say about them as long as you say it in a nice tone of voice or end the text with a smile =)
i texted mis e and said she was a ditzy, sleezy, dumb trick -ss b-tch =) and she came right over and gave me a bl-w j-b.

i got tired of explaining simple things to mis e so i told her to f-ck off and she sent me nude pics.

the thing i love most about mis e is you can tell her she is stupider then f-ck with a smile on your face and she just thinks you want to f-ck. when you f-ck her she is too stupid to know which hole is the right one so you can just f-ck them all.
anything that is good
mise! i drew counterspell.

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