Miselbertus
alternate name for a girl named mich-lle. generally extremely intelligent, attractive, funny and easygoing. beer pong champion of the world, and master drunk texter. additionally, one of the best friends you’ll ever have.
quite unattainable to males. not because she has anything against them, but rather because she is way too hot for any guy at any place she ever goes.
also known as temps, because she has the best b-tt of any person who ever lived.
“bro i’m looking for a good time tonight, wanna go lurk and do youth-related, sometimes illegal, activities?”
“h-ll yeah! let’s invite miselbertus because she’s the best wingman ever”
“i never cried about losing beer pong until i cried about losing to amber and miselbertus.”
actual text from miselbertus: “chris, i feel like my life purpose is to drunk text you right now”
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