Topalian


a very beautiful girl. normally blonde with the most amazing eyes you’ve ever seen. she is a complete stunner. every guy wish’s they could be with her but there is still someone she cares about. she might go through a couple relationships in between but she really wish’s she could be with the one she misses the most. and shes unbelievably smart.
shes a topalian bro… shes hot but she belongs to someone else.

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