misketis
a small alpine bird that,strangely, has never been to the alps. some say it got lost on it’s way to tanzania, but that is all lies and heresay you f-cking -sshole.
redneck one: lets go to dem dere alps and shoot us some misketis’s
redneck two: actually, contrary to popular belief, misketis don’t live in the alps, and you don’t need the ‘s you illiterate redneck
redneck one: oh, good point.. lets run over imported cars with our big black chevy pickups!
rednekc two: now u’z is talking, yeeahhhhaaaa
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